Earth Destroyed By Large Hadron Collider; Martian Questioned

November 23rd, 2009

In a stunning piece of astronomical news, the planet Sol III — better known as 'Earth' — has been completely obliterated. In connection with this sudden catastrophe, authorities have questioned a resident of neighboring planet Sol IV (Mars), who is known to have made threats against Earth in the past. But most sources indicate that the destruction was caused by a foolhardy group of scientists in central Europe.

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